Nature Joker Gifts

'Are we getting dumber or are the deer getting smarter?'

'Welcome, dear, to the Garden of Weedin'.'

'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'

'...a variety of local wildlife very close to the campsite.'

Fisherman with fish on face: 'Yep, they're biting.'

"That's the first buck we made."

A man in a prickly situation

'You're a hunting dog and you build a campfire downwind from a campsite?!'

Sunrise turns out to be a large monster peering over cliff.

Revenge had come.

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

"I'm brambling. It's like rambling but much more dangerous."

'Nice! Just throw the food on the dirty ground! Thanks, Lady!'

''Dogs gotta fly, birds gotta sing' isn't the way the old tune goes, Ben!'

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

A hunter blaming moving grass for him missing a deer

Early photobombing

"That's Mount Keister. Be Careful though, it could go off at any time!"

Intelligent people laugh too!

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Inflatable Duck Boat

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

"So a horse has 6 legs, forelegs at the front and 2 at the back?"

Ecotourism.

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'