Nature Jokester Gifts

'It's an unsual way to fish I agree, but I've seen humans doing it...'

'I infected his computer with a nasty virus. That should keep him busy until hunting season is over.'

Man shouting 'timberrrr!'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'We can't wait to get into a bed with you lot!'

Skunk.'Watch it! He's getting ready to spray'

I fart more than that!

Unfortunately what happens in the cow's digestional tract doesn't stay in the cow's digestional tract!

'Fred, you're not getting taller, just fatter.'

'He's not here.He's out on a sting operation.'

'Weed wacker.'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Spiro & Pusho and the toilet cabin on the rock.

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Try me/try me/try me...

I fart more than that!

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Get out of my face!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'Pray for me.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Slug Bait- snails love it

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...