Nature-loving Joker Gifts

Airplanes Wearing Gas Masks During Volcanic Eruption

"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."

Early photobombing

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Inflatable Duck Boat

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

'...a variety of local wildlife very close to the campsite.'

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Revenge had come.

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

Adult Absence Notes.

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

'This is the third time you've gone to the bathroom tonight. Are you seeing another woman in there?'

'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

'At least you still think I'm great, don't you, boy?'

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

Bigfoot's outhouse

The nuclear power plant didn't doom the Snail Darter as feared.

'This milk smells funny.'

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."