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Airplanes Wearing Gas Masks During Volcanic Eruption

"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."

Early photobombing

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Inflatable Duck Boat

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

'...a variety of local wildlife very close to the campsite.'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Revenge had come.

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

Adult Absence Notes.

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

'This is the third time you've gone to the bathroom tonight. Are you seeing another woman in there?'

'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

'This milk smells funny.'

A man squashed by a giant leaf

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

The nuclear power plant didn't doom the Snail Darter as feared.