Outdoorsy Joker Gifts

'This is bogus! There was no waiting last year!'

Echo Valley

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

I fart more than that!

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Inflatable Duck Boat

Jogging Bottoms

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Must get a longer cable."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

Bicycle Sidecar.

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

Very drunk professional cyclist

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

False encouragement.

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

Hiker's right of way.

Fishing for Supper

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'The pro told me my score of 392 is a course record!'