Outdoorsy Joker Gifts

'This is bogus! There was no waiting last year!'

Echo Valley

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

I fart more than that!

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Inflatable Duck Boat

Jogging Bottoms

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Must get a longer cable."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

Very drunk professional cyclist

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

False encouragement.

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

Hiker's right of way.

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

Fishing for Supper