Wilderness Joker Gifts

Inflatable Duck Boat

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Early photobombing

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Sport Utility Boot.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Desert Island Mishap

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

Women of the Wilderness

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."