Wanderlust Joker Gifts

Places of dis-interest - Norfolk.

"Let me guess...I was right and those strange noises the plane was making were serious...and this is not the Seventh Heaven Holiday Resort check-in Counter!"

'What zip code are we in now?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Motor Tourism

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Travelling

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Heading off with a packed bag

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Off to see the world

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Injured backpacker.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"You're never home."

Airport

Inflatable Duck Boat

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Vacation Bus Photo

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

'Look honey! Our lost luggage found its way home all by itself!'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage