Wanderlust Wonderer Gifts

"Here comes that gypsy moth again."

"Wait a minute, where am I?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Motor Tourism

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Travelling

'It must be the dead sea.'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Heading off with a packed bag

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Off to see the world

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

Baby squirrel & Berries

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"You're never home."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Injured backpacker.

Airport

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

Mass Travel

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

'Look honey! Our lost luggage found its way home all by itself!'