Wandering Wonderer Gifts

Information/Too Much Information

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

'Now that's an afro!'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Sausages.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Sparkling Water

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Alien Snowmen

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Sport Utility Boot.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.