Wilderness Wonderer Gifts

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'Not that net!'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Support Group for a Good Problem

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Sausages.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Deer Season Open.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Snow Devil

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Where the wild things were."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Sport Utility Boot.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."