Wilderness Wonderer Mugs

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'Not that net!'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sausages.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Snow Devil

"Where the wild things were."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Sport Utility Boot.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"