Wilderness Wanderer Mugs

"I'm poison oak. I'm pretty sure I'm poison oak.... Or is that poison oak?"

"This would be a great place to put a huge city."

You were here, now you are lost.

'Primitive camp' has WiFi.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"No...ha-ha, no, but seriously, boy, I'm going to have to eat you now."

Scout Stuff.

"There's nothing on that sign about hugging."

"Get me the hell out of the wilderness!"

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

Cry of the Wild- 50¢.

"If I had known we'd be this long wandering in the wilderness, I would never have worn these shoes."

Bob found maps very misleading.

Rugged Individualist - Idiot.

'Well, George certainly came to Deep Camp prepared, this season.'

'The wilderness -- and step on it!'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'I thought Bill had a bad back.'

"Just once I'd like to eat without cringing in terror."

'Granted, he's a bad shot, but you have to agree he's consistant...'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'This is a managed forest. This is an unmanaged forest. Any Questions?'

LOOK BHIND U!

Natural Regeneragtion Area (weeds).

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

'It would be a kindness to tell he HAS won his Duke of Edinburgh Award.'

'Must be getting late - it's suddenly gone dark.'

May the forest be with you!

'Best guide I ever had.'

Davy Crockett - Closet Animal Liberationist

'To hell with the rules.'

'...you have your ideas about survival aids and I have mine '