Wilderness Wonder Mugs

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'Not that net!'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Support Group for a Good Problem

Desert Island BBQ

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Sausages.

Deer Season Open.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Snowman

Sport Utility Boot.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

Giant Snowflake.

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'Gesundheit.'