Wilderness Wonder Pillows

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'Not that net!'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Support Group for a Good Problem

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Desert Island BBQ

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Snowman

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Sport Utility Boot.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Giant Snowflake.

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

'Gesundheit.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'