Woodland Wonder Pillows

'It says here that the deer in this area are so used to hunters, they are known to set traps. Seeing is believing.'

"I think we can relax, they're not lumberjacks after all: They're hipsters..."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"I brought cocoa."

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Zoo animals.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Tree Funeral

Camping with Mr. Thorough