Woodland Adventures Pillows

'Are you crazy? Don't throw the paddle-pop stick out! That's the best part...'

'She said that while we're out here in the woods, there's somebody back at our house eating my porridge!'

Bitchbark Canoe

Wildlife

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Local Knowledge

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Welcome Spring.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Sausages.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Echo Tourism'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Collies Without Borders

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"This never happened."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"I brought cocoa."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'