Woodland Adventures Prints

'Are you crazy? Don't throw the paddle-pop stick out! That's the best part...'

'She said that while we're out here in the woods, there's somebody back at our house eating my porridge!'

Bitchbark Canoe

Wildlife

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Local Knowledge

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Welcome Spring.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Echo Tourism'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Collies Without Borders

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"This never happened."

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"