Woodland Wonder Prints

'It says here that the deer in this area are so used to hunters, they are known to set traps. Seeing is believing.'

"I think we can relax, they're not lumberjacks after all: They're hipsters..."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"I brought cocoa."

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Zoo animals.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Tree Funeral

Wild Cow.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'