Wilderness Adventures Prints

Jungle Traffic Cones

Bitchbark Canoe

'Not that net!'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Local Knowledge

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Sausages.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Deer Season Open.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Echo Tourism'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Collies Without Borders

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Snowmobull

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"