Wooden Wonder Pillows

'Pinocchio, under the 'would like to meet' section you've put 'fun-loving brunette made of oak'. This may prove difficult.'

Rocking horse

Four children playing the flute.

Snowman

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Giant Snowflake.

'Gesundheit.'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Whittler's Mother.

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Shaved Ice

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

Man building a tree house

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

Ice-Cube-IV

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

"I had half a date last weekend."

Snowman Tattoo

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

Skier.

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

"Hello, Number 6!"

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."