Wooden Wonders Pillows

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

Rocking horse

Four children playing the flute.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Whittler's Mother.

Man building a tree house

'We do like the children to have wooden toys.'

Sportknitting

'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'

"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful."

"You like woodwork class then, son?"

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

"I've got a splitting headache."

"Great, just great! School photos are tomorrow..."

Angel with wings standing next to bird with arms.

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

Clay pigeon shooting

'Can you call back? He's busy right now.'

"Your project today is to find an internet video of someone building a chair."

'Sorry Dad, but my true passion is for making furnitures, not dams...'

Young Picasso In Woodshop

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'It's worse than we thought. You've got termites.'

Well, Pegasus had better PR!

"I think we can relax, they're not lumberjacks after all: They're hipsters..."

"Remember, measure twice, cut once, stand baffled, string together obscenities."

"That was one GREAT salesman!"

"I see you, Jake--but does anyone have a question that's not about carpentry?"

'It says here that the deer in this area are so used to hunters, they are known to set traps. Seeing is believing.'

'Pinocchio, under the 'would like to meet' section you've put 'fun-loving brunette made of oak'. This may prove difficult.'

You failed woodshop?? How am I gonna show my face at the Union Hall? We are Carpenter Ants, after all!

'Construction Lite, 13 less 2 X 4s than our regular construction.'