Wooden Leg Wonder Pillows

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Rocking horse

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Whittler's Mother.

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

Man building a tree house

The incomplete Angler

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after 3 children all day"

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

"I had half a date last weekend."

'Oh course!'

'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'

Sportknitting

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful."

'Nice, but I see it more as a gadget than a real invention.'

'This one belonged to a little old lady who couldn't even walk upright.'

'Darling, you look like a .... princess!'

"That's the patent number."

"Great, just great! School photos are tomorrow..."

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!', 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

Wedding Special: Buy one get your next one free

"Yesterday, I invented the wheel... and this morning it was stolen!"

Riding the first wheel - varooom!

'Can you call back? He's busy right now.'

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

"Your project today is to find an internet video of someone building a chair."