Wooden Leg Wonder Prints

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Rocking horse

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Whittler's Mother.

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

Man building a tree house

The incomplete Angler

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after 3 children all day"

"I had half a date last weekend."

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

'Oh course!'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'

Sportknitting

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful."

'Nice, but I see it more as a gadget than a real invention.'

'This one belonged to a little old lady who couldn't even walk upright.'

It's much easier on my knees.

Little known trivia: Fred Astaire began tap dancing when he had loose floor boards, but no hammer.

'Darling, you look like a .... princess!'

"That's the patent number."

Wedding Special: Buy one get your next one free

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!', 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"Great, just great! School photos are tomorrow..."

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

Riding the first wheel - varooom!

"Yesterday, I invented the wheel... and this morning it was stolen!"

"Your project today is to find an internet video of someone building a chair."

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

'Can you call back? He's busy right now.'