Wool Wonder Pillows

Sportknitting

Claus 2.0

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Genetic Manipulation

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'Leonardo's Lament' - 'I have nothing to do.'

"My parents hate it."

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

Wool jumpers: Meet the author

"I knew it was just a matter of time before the sheep hit the fan."

"Your father helped me, too."

'How'd the negotiations go? Take a wild guess.'

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'

"So what really motivates your colleagues?"

'Abandon Sheep.'

Psychiatrist knitting