Wool Wonder Gifts

Sportknitting

Claus 2.0

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

Genetic Manipulation

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

'Leonardo's Lament' - 'I have nothing to do.'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

"My parents hate it."

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

Wool jumpers: Meet the author

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'

'How'd the negotiations go? Take a wild guess.'

"So what really motivates your colleagues?"

'Abandon Sheep.'

Psychiatrist knitting

'The wool is virgin - it's none of your damn business about the sheep!'