Wool Wardrobe Wizard Gifts

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Shoe addict.

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Woman knitting a washing line.

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

Puss in Heels

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Choosing What To Wear.

Friendly Tie

Genetic Manipulation

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Easter Egg

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'