Wool Wizard Gifts

Knitting sheep.

'Abandon Sheep.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

Psychiatrist knitting

"Were we expecting the Worsteds?"

Old elephants.

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

Knitting pretty

Balls of wool

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

Knitting Pretty

"Apparently, they're a very close knit family."

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

Knitting ball

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Knitting.

Woman Knitting Over the TV.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

A knitter's in and out boxes

Rocking horse

D.I.Y

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

"Most projects require three hands."

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Genetic Manipulation

Dog Walker

Sportknitting

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.