Neptune: the retirement years.
Yarn Wizards Gifts
Looking for a gift for your yarn wizard? Explore our collection of playful and witty items designed for those who turn yarn into art. Perfect for knitters, crocheters, and fiber artists, these gifts bring humor, warmth, and creativity to any craft room. Whether it's a quirky mug, a funny t-shirt, or a cozy pillow, find something that celebrates the magic they create with every stitch.
"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."
I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.
Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.
'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'
Arts and crafts
"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."
"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"
"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"
Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.
"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"
Woman knitting a washing line.
'Happy now?'
Knitted Kitty.
Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.
"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."
String Theory for Beginners.
"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"
"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"
"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"
Cat Sisyphus
'I gave her that ball of yarn...'
Cat with giant ball of yarn of roof of car.
octopus knitting a jumper...
'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'
'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'
Cross-country knitting.
Sportknitting
KNITEO ERGO SUM!
"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."
Cattitude
"I love every single one of these."
Perspective
"Look at me, sweetie...Do something cut for mommy..."
'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'
Yarn Wizards Gifts Collection
Yarn Wizards Mugs
Discover more mugs that celebrate yarn wizards and their fiber magic. Find your perfect humorous or inspiring coffee companion today.
Yarn Wizards Pillows
Bring humor and comfort into their craft space with pillows designed for yarn wizards. Shop our collection for cozy, funny decor.
Yarn Wizards Prints
Decorate with art that celebrates yarn wizards. Browse our prints to add a touch of fiber arts humor and inspiration to any room.
Yarn Wizards T-Shirts
Explore our t-shirt collection for yarn wizards. Celebrate your fiber passion with witty, stylish shirts that speak to your crafty soul.