Knitting Wizard Gifts

'International knitting: 100m final.'

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Woman knitting a washing line.

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

octopus knitting a jumper...

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Cross-country knitting.

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

Stitch one, pearl one...

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

'How to speak Woman.'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

The Knitwit...

Sheep Knitting.

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

Wooly mammoth

"It's my white whale."

Neptune: the retirement years.

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."