Knitting Wizard Gifts

'International knitting: 100m final.'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

octopus knitting a jumper...

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Cross-country knitting.

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

Stitch one, pearl one...

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

'How to speak Woman.'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

Sheep Knitting.

Neptune: the retirement years.

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

Wooly mammoth

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."

Watch out for number one.

"It's my white whale."

'Abandon Sheep.'