Knitting Genius Gifts

How's the sweater coming along?

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

octopus knitting a jumper...

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Cross-country knitting.

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

Stitch one, pearl one...

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

'How to speak Woman.'

The Knitwit...

Cut out and keep your own Einstein.

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

Watch out for number one.

Sheep Knitting.

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."

Wooly mammoth

"It's my white whale."

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

Hipsters knit their beards.

'Why do they have to be ivory knitting needles?'