Knitting Genius Gifts

How's the sweater coming along?

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

octopus knitting a jumper...

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

Cross-country knitting.

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Stitch one, pearl one...

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

'How to speak Woman.'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

"It's my white whale."

Wooly mammoth

Hipsters knit their beards.

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."

Sheep Knitting.

Watch out for number one.

'Why do they have to be ivory knitting needles?'

Psychiatrist knitting