Yarn Wizards T-Shirts

Neptune: the retirement years.

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Arts and crafts

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Woman knitting a washing line.

'Happy now?'

Knitted Kitty.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

String Theory for Beginners.

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

Cat Sisyphus

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Cat with giant ball of yarn of roof of car.

octopus knitting a jumper...

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

Cross-country knitting.

Sportknitting

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

Cattitude

"I love every single one of these."

Perspective

"Look at me, sweetie...Do something cut for mommy..."

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'