Wood Wizard Gifts

D.I.Y

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"We want to build bridges!"

"These beavers are getting creative. . !"

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Rocking horse

Boy rolled into a snowball

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Emma Watson

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

"Most projects require three hands."

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.