Woodcraft Wizards Gifts

Handy Randy

Rocking horse

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"My preferred pronoun is they."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

D.I.Y

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Book publishing.

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

Emma Watson

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"Most projects require three hands."

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

Woodpecker carves David out of tree.

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

"He spends hours waiting for his muse to strike..."

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

'It's worse than we thought... You've got termites.'

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.