Woodworking Wizards Gifts

"Timber!"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"Lovely dovetail."

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

D.I.Y

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Like father like son.

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Luthier

'Still having problems finding day care?'

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"Most projects require three hands."

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

'My client stands before you, a jury of his whittling peers ...'

Woodpecker carves David out of tree.

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

"Bob's a tool belt."

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

"Remedial Karate"

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

Pinochio's Computer

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

'It's worse than we thought... You've got termites.'