Woodworking Wizards Gifts

"Timber!"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"Lovely dovetail."

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

D.I.Y

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Like father like son.

'Still having problems finding day care?'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

Luthier

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"Most projects require three hands."

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

"Remedial Karate"

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Woodpecker carves David out of tree.

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

"Bob's a tool belt."

'My client stands before you, a jury of his whittling peers ...'

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

Pinochio's Computer

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

'It's worse than we thought... You've got termites.'

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.