Woodwork Whiz Gifts

"Honey, I think these carpenter ants in the kitchen are Amish!"

It took dozens of hours, but I'm finally finished! Ernie, you misunderstood when I said you should carve the turkey this year.

"I'm afraid it's serious Pinocchio... In fact it's termites!"

"Well, a DIY manicure using a plane was my first clue..."

Like father like son.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"Lovely dovetail."

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Whittler's Mother.

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Man building a tree house

'Still having problems finding day care?'

"Most projects require three hands."

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

"Remedial Karate"

Woodpecker carves David out of tree.

Matador Holds Up Wooden Board For Woodpecker

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

'It's worse than we thought... You've got termites.'

'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'

Carpenter

'Ingredients: 'pine, ash, walnut, nails, insulation materials of unknown origin and all-natural asphalt shingles.'

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'