Woodworking Whiz Gifts

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Making Totem.

"Darling, darling! Termites have found their ways into our food reserves!"

"Look...I literally made a name for myself."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Rocking horse

Tool Box

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Do it yourself books.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"Lovely dovetail."

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

D.I.Y

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

Waiting for retirement.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Guide to Carpentry Fish

D.I.Y with dad.

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.