Woodworking Wonder Gifts

"Remember, measure twice, cut once, stand baffled, string together obscenities."

"I see you, Jake--but does anyone have a question that's not about carpentry?"

I'm ticketing you for DIY.

'Well, lets hope he gets into something soon Mary because lets face it, he'll never make a carpenter.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Rocking horse

Tool Box

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

Do it yourself books.

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"Lovely dovetail."

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

D.I.Y

D.I.Y with dad.

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Waiting for retirement.

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.