Woodworking Wonder Gifts

"Remember, measure twice, cut once, stand baffled, string together obscenities."

"I see you, Jake--but does anyone have a question that's not about carpentry?"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Tool Box

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Rocking horse

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Do it yourself books.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"Lovely dovetail."

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

D.I.Y

Waiting for retirement.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

D.I.Y with dad.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

Whittler's Mother.

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'