Woodwork Wonderer Gifts

Young Picasso In Woodshop

"Your project today is to find an internet video of someone building a chair."

Rocking horse

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Whittler's Mother.

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

Like father like son.

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Man building a tree house

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

"Most projects require three hands."

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know how I managed without it."

"Looks like you've got carpenter ants."

'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

Reality home-improvement show.

'Termites!'

Carpenter

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

DIY Disaster.

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Tree and man

Unfinished Furniture.

'It says here dry rot is on the increase.'

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log