Woodwork Wonder Maker Gifts

Little known trivia: Fred Astaire began tap dancing when he had loose floor boards, but no hammer.

Rocking horse

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

Whittler's Mother.

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Like father like son.

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Man building a tree house

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

"Most projects require three hands."

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Woodpecker carves David out of tree.

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know how I managed without it."

"Looks like you've got carpenter ants."

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

'It's worse than we thought... You've got termites.'

Carpenter

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

'Ingredients: 'pine, ash, walnut, nails, insulation materials of unknown origin and all-natural asphalt shingles.'

Ancenstry.com Your results: Oak: 80% Pine: 12% Maple: 3% Unknown: 5%

Reality home-improvement show.

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'