Woodwork Wonder Maker Mugs

Rocking horse

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

Whittler's Mother.

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Like father like son.

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Man building a tree house

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

'Still having problems finding day care?'

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

"Most projects require three hands."

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Woodpecker carves David out of tree.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know how I managed without it."

"Looks like you've got carpenter ants."

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

'It's worse than we thought... You've got termites.'

'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'

Carpenter

'Ingredients: 'pine, ash, walnut, nails, insulation materials of unknown origin and all-natural asphalt shingles.'

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

Reality home-improvement show.

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

DIY Disaster.