Woodwork Wonderer Mugs

Young Picasso In Woodshop

"Your project today is to find an internet video of someone building a chair."

Rocking horse

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

Whittler's Mother.

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

Like father like son.

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

Man building a tree house

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

"Most projects require three hands."

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know how I managed without it."

"Looks like you've got carpenter ants."

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

'Termites!'

Reality home-improvement show.

Carpenter

Ancenstry.com Your results: Oak: 80% Pine: 12% Maple: 3% Unknown: 5%

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

DIY Disaster.

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"Is it really necessary to shout 'Nailed it!' every time you hammer a nail?"

Unfinished Furniture.

'It says here dry rot is on the increase.'

Lumberjack cutting down tree in the rain.