Woodshop Wonder Gifts

You failed woodshop?? How am I gonna show my face at the Union Hall? We are Carpenter Ants, after all!

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Claus 2.0

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Rocking horse

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

D.I.Y

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

Whittler's Mother.

Like father like son.

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

Man building a tree house

Luthier

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

"Most projects require three hands."

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

Reality home-improvement show.

Carpenter

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

'Leonardo's Lament' - 'I have nothing to do.'