Woodshop Wonder Gifts

You failed woodshop?? How am I gonna show my face at the Union Hall? We are Carpenter Ants, after all!

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Claus 2.0

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Rocking horse

D.I.Y

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

Whittler's Mother.

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

Like father like son.

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Man building a tree house

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

Luthier

"Most projects require three hands."

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'

'Leonardo's Lament' - 'I have nothing to do.'

Ancenstry.com Your results: Oak: 80% Pine: 12% Maple: 3% Unknown: 5%

Carpenter

Reality home-improvement show.

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."