Wooden Wonder Gifts

'Pinocchio, under the 'would like to meet' section you've put 'fun-loving brunette made of oak'. This may prove difficult.'

Rocking horse

Four children playing the flute.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Snowman

Giant Snowflake.

'Gesundheit.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Whittler's Mother.

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

Shaved Ice

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

At the "Ice-C-U".

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

Man building a tree house

Ice-Cube-IV

Snowman Tattoo

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

Skier.

"I had half a date last weekend."

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."