That's funny, I always thought they were trumpeters. (Published originally on April 29, 2011.)
Woodwind Wonder Gifts
Looking for a gift for your woodwind wonder? Our curated selection of creative gifts captures the passion and artistry of flute, clarinet, saxophone, and other woodwind instrument lovers. Whether it's a humorous mug, a stylish t-shirt, or a cozy pillow, find something that resonates with their musical soul. Designed for musicians and music fans alike, these products bring charm and personality to their everyday life, celebrating their love for the woodwind family.
Butterfly Woman
Four children playing the flute.
Bassoons.
'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'
Whittler's Mother.
Caliologist
Man building a tree house
'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'
Bassoon practice.
Lady practising the clarinet.
'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'
Mozart Clarinet
Butterfly Woman
I love Clarinet
'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'
Sara Sampaio
'Let's go and lean against one of the vibrators.'
Flautist
"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."
Young Jesus learning to walk on water with waterwings around his ankles.
That's funny, I always thought they were trumpeters.
Contrabassoon
Bassoonist cherub.
'Wh..? Hey, get hold of yourself, you've been flying ever since you were hatched!'
"It's for what?! I thought it was a bark amplifier!
Clarinet
'Anyone got a hanky?'
'Can you call back? He's busy right now.'
Doctor to Pinocchio: 'It's worse than we thought. You've got termites.'
Cor Anglais
End of the carrier pigeon.
'And this one is for first thing in the morning.'
Butt Wig (Colour)
"I think we can relax, they're not lumberjacks after all: They're hipsters..."
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