Woodwind Admirers Gifts

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Four children playing the flute.

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Why do leaves change color?"

Hombre's Best Friend.

Timbre Wolf

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

"I'm addicted to water."

Bassoon practice.

"I had that dream again...the one where I'm falling."

Orchestra

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

I love Clarinet

'We were matched by computer.'

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

Alan Turing

"The aliens asked about music, too! With my help, they were able to reconstruct the most magical instrument on Earth!"

How the little banjo boy became a drummer

"Sure is nice to have the summer people gone!"

Contrabassoon

Cowboy Darts board: 'DRAW!'

Raking Leaves/Raking the Front Room.

Snake Charmer's Turban.

"It'll spoil the view ... what about migratory birds ... will it trigger seizures?"

'Now, don't cry Darling, it will grow back...'

A realtor shows a couple around a crazy golf course

'Who knew you could have vanity wings!'

The older the fiddle, the sweeter the music!

Cor Anglais

Alpine horn