Woodland Admirer Gifts

"That proves it. You're not a flying squirrel."

The Fourth Little Pig

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Romantic Giraffes

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Bear Hugging Season Open

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Conservation Area

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Snake Eyes

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Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!