Woodland Admirer Gifts

"That proves it. You're not a flying squirrel."

The Fourth Little Pig

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Romantic Giraffes

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

Bear Hugging Season Open

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

Conservation Area

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

"What'll ya have?"

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

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