Wild Garden Admirer Gifts

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Grace For Flies

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Swan Fairy Tales

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Romantic Giraffes

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A mother and baby elephant

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Where Indian ink came from.

Garden Goddess.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Bee flying to another flower.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

No littering...

"Marco ..."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Bless You."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.