Wild Garden Enthusiast Gifts

'The gardener in him sold out to the nature-conservationist.'

Environment Friendly House.

"It's not intended to be an exotic plant garden...it's where we used to have the bird feeder."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bee flying to another flower.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Lawnmower

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Weeds

Ecology

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

'The highest court in the land.'

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

Neurotics in the tropics

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

No Mow May

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue