Weed Enthusiast Gifts

'The highest court in the land.'

Legal Cannabis Plants: Free One Get One Buy.

The Grim Reefer: 'DUDE,that was,like,your last puff,MAN.'

Natural Regeneragtion Area (weeds).

"Shoulda brought the weed."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Too much cilantro

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'That plant food really works!'

Environment Friendly House.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"I've seen a tulip before."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'First weeds of spring.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Watering Flowers

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

SPOONING CACTI

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."