Weed Enthusiast Gifts

"Remind me, is this medicinal or recreational weed?"

'The highest court in the land.'

Legal Cannabis Plants: Free One Get One Buy.

The Grim Reefer: 'DUDE,that was,like,your last puff,MAN.'

Natural Regeneragtion Area (weeds).

"Shoulda brought the weed."

How to spot a non-drug user...

"Right now, smoking weed is just a hobby, but I'm hoping to make a career of it."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Too much cilantro

'That plant food really works!'

Environment Friendly House.

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"I've seen a tulip before."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'First weeds of spring.'

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"