Weed Aficionado Gifts

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

Cannabis: A consumer guide

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Doing the borders.

Social distancing

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Rose Garden

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Labor Day Flowers

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Dog in Daisys

Botany Baby!

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

The wife whisperer.

Gardening#2

Valentine Day

'In Love'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'That plant food really works!'

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

Romance

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border